1. How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

    • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
    • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
    • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
    • Man: I never filled out an application.
    • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
    • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
    • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
    • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
    • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
    • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
    • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
    • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
    • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
    • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
    • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
    • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
    • Employee:
    • Man:
    • Employee:
    • Man: Fuck you, slut.
    Reblogged from: alskaichou
  2. "time to do something useful," she said as she crawled into bed with a book

  3. eliaes:

    👏👏

    Reblogged from: alskaichou
  4. September 1st

    Reblogged from: feministsirius
  5. 22 years ago today. 22 years ago today, a boy named Harry Potter boarded the Hogwarts Express. 22 years ago today, Ron Weasley asked if he could sit in Harry’s compartment. 22 years ago today, Hermione Granger asked they if they saw Neville’s toad. 22 years ago today, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sorted into Gryffindor. 22 years ago today, the golden trio met.
    Reblogged from: femmeboyant
  6. If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
    Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)
    Reblogged from: femmeboyant
  7. asylum-art:

    NeSpoon Polska: Lace Street Art
      on Behance
    Warsaw-based artist NeSpoon uses ornate lace patterns in her unique brand of street art that translates into ceramics, stencils, paintings, and crocheted webbing installed in public spaces. NeSpoon refers to her art as “public jewelry,” specifically as an act of beautification by turning abandoned and unadorned spaces into something aesthetically pleasing. You can see much more over Warsaw-based artist NeSpoon uses ornate lace patterns in her unique brand of street art that translates into ceramics, stencils, paintings, and crocheted webbing installed in public spaces. NeSpoon refers to her art as “public jewelry,” specifically as an act of beautification by turning abandoned and unadorned spaces into something aesthetically pleasing.
    Reblogged from: nakedandsobbing
  8. dontbearuiner:

    krumla:

    How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

    Oh man.

    I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.

    Reblogged from: femmeboyant
  9. baptistes:

marimopet:

illumahottie:

Absolutely NOT

I CANT DO THIS ANTMORE STOP

DELETE THIS

    baptistes:

    marimopet:

    illumahottie:

    Absolutely NOT

    I CANT DO THIS ANTMORE STOP

    DELETE THIS

    Reblogged from: femmeboyant
  10. cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

    cecilyjeanne:

    stunningpicture:

    Moving out of the apartment

    This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

    Reblogged from: femmeboyant
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